Let's Hear it For the Boys, Hollywood Style!
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I've decided to write a blog to commemorate all the men involved in my Hollywood love life! These men are fine, and all of them deserve their moment in my spotlight! Give 'em love y'all!
BLACK ACTORS
MORRIS CHESTNUT
WHY I LOVE HIM: This should be self-explanatory. Morris is the finest man out there, hands down! This is pure perfection... Refer back if you ever forget what it looks like.
FAVORITE FEATURE: What best feature? Perfection means without flaw! (See Above)
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: The Brothers. Come lay on MY couch, and I'll make you feel all better!
WILL SMITH
WHY I LOVE HIM: He has that ultra-smooth look that can melt any woman!
FAVORITE FEATURE: I like his face, but love that body....
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Bad Boys. It turned him from a goofy kid to a sexy man. Arrest me officer, arrest me!
DEREK LUKE
WHY I LOVE HIM: He has a rawness about him that translates into sexy!
FAVORITE FEATURE: His cheekbones and dark smooth skin
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Antwone Fischer. He's still a newbie, but I'm expecting great ( and hopefully a little more nude) things.
LARENZ TATE
WHY I LOVE HIM: He has a boyish charm that draws me even when he's serious.
FAVORITE FEATURE: His great smile. It lights up his whole face!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Love Jones. The was the first time I realized "cute" men could hold their own. You want poetry? I have a private recital waiting just for you!
CHRIS ROCK
WHY I LOVE HIM: Money can do wonders! He when from a skinny, ghetto negro to a nice handsome man. He defintely earns the "Most Improved" Award on the list.
FAVORITE FEATURE: His smile, and those mischievious eyes.
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Bigger and Blacker. He's not the best actor, but his comedy can't be touched.
WHITE ACTORS
BRAD PITT
WHY I LOVE HIM: If Morris is the perfect black man, then Brad is his white brother! Look at him! If only all 41 year old men looked like this....
FAVORITE FEATURE: His intense eyes, although I like everything about him!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Can I just pick one? Ocean's 12. Let me show the way I can lick an ice cream cone!
HUGH GRANT
WHY I LOVE HIM: Hugh has this goofiness that is so cute and sexy, and that accent doesn't hurt
FAVORITE FEATURE: His sexy English accent, and those pretty light eyes!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Love Actually. A prime minister like that would turn me into an expatriate in a hot second!
JOHNNY DEPP
WHY I LOVE HIM: He gets sexier with time and never seems to age. Also his roles are diverse, giving him a certain complexity
FAVORITE FEATURE: I'm not sure what it I like about him, maybe is smoldering eyes?
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Chocolat. I was reintroduced to his sexiness after a very long draught. I have a chocolate kiss waiting just for him!
OTHERS
JAY HERNANDEZ
WHY I LOVE HIM: What's not to love? He's the tall, dark and handsome man I dream about!
FAVORITE FEATURE: His face seems to be perfectly symmetric.... I love eveything about him
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Crazy/Beautiful. If Jay likes crazy girls, I can find a few issues for him to work out with me!
ERIC BANA
WHY I LOVE HIM: He swayed my heart with his breathtaking role as Hector! And I hear he can make me laugh too? Win, win!
FAVORITE FEATURE: He has a ruggeg jawline combined with soulful eyes.
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Troy. Hector, Hector, I would have made sure you enjoyed you last days!
MULAN PRINCE
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WHY I LOVE HIM: Cause he's the impossible! The hot Asian man!
FAVORITE FEATURE: His broad, manly face and body
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Since he's not real, guess I can skip this one.
CHOW YUN FAT
WHY I LOVE HIM: For real though, I think he's the closest I can come to a good looking Asian man
FAVORITE FEATURE: I like the combination of asian features with his square face.
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: The King and I. Did someone say English teacher? I have a few lessons for you!
FALLEN FROM GRACE
DENZEL WASHINGTON
WHERE HE WENT WRONG: I love him so much, but DW is starting to let his age show a bit. And after Training Day I really felt like he needed to hit the training bag for a while.
TOM CRUISE
WHERE HE WENT WRONG: He had me at "Hello" too, for most of my adolescent life. But nowadays, his looks are with withering faster than a Magnolia blossom.
FLASHBACK CUTIE
KADEEM HARDISON
WHY HE WAS THE MAN: Dwyane Wayne represented (still does) exactly what I want in a man, intellegence and decent looks
FAVORITE FEATURE: This one was all about the mind, but he does have a nice smile!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Dwayne Wayne... If you want to write poetry about math, I'll listen to you all day long!
I've decided to write a blog to commemorate all the men involved in my Hollywood love life! These men are fine, and all of them deserve their moment in my spotlight! Give 'em love y'all!
BLACK ACTORS
MORRIS CHESTNUT
WHY I LOVE HIM: This should be self-explanatory. Morris is the finest man out there, hands down! This is pure perfection... Refer back if you ever forget what it looks like.
FAVORITE FEATURE: What best feature? Perfection means without flaw! (See Above)
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: The Brothers. Come lay on MY couch, and I'll make you feel all better!
WILL SMITH
WHY I LOVE HIM: He has that ultra-smooth look that can melt any woman!
FAVORITE FEATURE: I like his face, but love that body....
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Bad Boys. It turned him from a goofy kid to a sexy man. Arrest me officer, arrest me!
DEREK LUKE
WHY I LOVE HIM: He has a rawness about him that translates into sexy!
FAVORITE FEATURE: His cheekbones and dark smooth skin
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Antwone Fischer. He's still a newbie, but I'm expecting great ( and hopefully a little more nude) things.
LARENZ TATE
WHY I LOVE HIM: He has a boyish charm that draws me even when he's serious.
FAVORITE FEATURE: His great smile. It lights up his whole face!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Love Jones. The was the first time I realized "cute" men could hold their own. You want poetry? I have a private recital waiting just for you!
CHRIS ROCK
WHY I LOVE HIM: Money can do wonders! He when from a skinny, ghetto negro to a nice handsome man. He defintely earns the "Most Improved" Award on the list.
FAVORITE FEATURE: His smile, and those mischievious eyes.
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Bigger and Blacker. He's not the best actor, but his comedy can't be touched.
WHITE ACTORS
BRAD PITT
WHY I LOVE HIM: If Morris is the perfect black man, then Brad is his white brother! Look at him! If only all 41 year old men looked like this....
FAVORITE FEATURE: His intense eyes, although I like everything about him!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Can I just pick one? Ocean's 12. Let me show the way I can lick an ice cream cone!
HUGH GRANT
WHY I LOVE HIM: Hugh has this goofiness that is so cute and sexy, and that accent doesn't hurt
FAVORITE FEATURE: His sexy English accent, and those pretty light eyes!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Love Actually. A prime minister like that would turn me into an expatriate in a hot second!
JOHNNY DEPP
WHY I LOVE HIM: He gets sexier with time and never seems to age. Also his roles are diverse, giving him a certain complexity
FAVORITE FEATURE: I'm not sure what it I like about him, maybe is smoldering eyes?
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Chocolat. I was reintroduced to his sexiness after a very long draught. I have a chocolate kiss waiting just for him!
OTHERS
JAY HERNANDEZ
WHY I LOVE HIM: What's not to love? He's the tall, dark and handsome man I dream about!
FAVORITE FEATURE: His face seems to be perfectly symmetric.... I love eveything about him
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Crazy/Beautiful. If Jay likes crazy girls, I can find a few issues for him to work out with me!
ERIC BANA
WHY I LOVE HIM: He swayed my heart with his breathtaking role as Hector! And I hear he can make me laugh too? Win, win!
FAVORITE FEATURE: He has a ruggeg jawline combined with soulful eyes.
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Troy. Hector, Hector, I would have made sure you enjoyed you last days!
MULAN PRINCE
WHY I LOVE HIM: Cause he's the impossible! The hot Asian man!
FAVORITE FEATURE: His broad, manly face and body
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Since he's not real, guess I can skip this one.
CHOW YUN FAT
WHY I LOVE HIM: For real though, I think he's the closest I can come to a good looking Asian man
FAVORITE FEATURE: I like the combination of asian features with his square face.
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: The King and I. Did someone say English teacher? I have a few lessons for you!
FALLEN FROM GRACE
DENZEL WASHINGTON
WHERE HE WENT WRONG: I love him so much, but DW is starting to let his age show a bit. And after Training Day I really felt like he needed to hit the training bag for a while.
TOM CRUISE
WHERE HE WENT WRONG: He had me at "Hello" too, for most of my adolescent life. But nowadays, his looks are with withering faster than a Magnolia blossom.
FLASHBACK CUTIE
KADEEM HARDISON
WHY HE WAS THE MAN: Dwyane Wayne represented (still does) exactly what I want in a man, intellegence and decent looks
FAVORITE FEATURE: This one was all about the mind, but he does have a nice smile!
ROLL OF A LIFETIME: Dwayne Wayne... If you want to write poetry about math, I'll listen to you all day long!
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c-breezy, at 22/3/05 2:17 PM
That was hilarious I'm going to follow the trend with my own sexy menses post...coming soon.
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c-breezy, at 22/3/05 3:52 PM
I am a major Will Smith FAN, I think he is the perfect guy (if he was gay)... hmmmm...
anyway, maybe I should make a post about why Will Smith would make me the happiest gay man alive, lol.
Hit up my blog whenever you get a chance.
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ShawnQt, at 22/3/05 7:43 PM
I too think Morris Chestnut is the finest man out there. Will Smith and Bad Boys, definitely the movie. They are running, the bad guy gets away, they stand up all sweaty and Will Smith is gorgeous, or that's what I remember thinking at the time.
And Brad Pitt as Morris Chestnut's white brother, I like that. I think Brad is cute too. I like him now more than I did when I was younger, he has improved with age. I don't know exactly what it is about him, but he has improved.
Last but not least, I love Hugh Grant too, he is my guilty British pleasure. The accent has to be a big part of it, because he's not even all that amazingly cute, but I love him.
I like this list, you have chosen well.
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anit, at 23/3/05 9:45 AM
Good list girl! I agree with all the people. Jay Hernandez is one of the unknowns cuties in hollywood. I'm mad that you put the dude from Mulan on you list, but he was a fine ass cartoon character, lol. Oh yeah, for the Asian cutie you gotta check out LOST. The Asian guy on that show is good-lookin! Also, check out Joy Luck Club. There is a guy in there that is fine ass hell. he plays an asshole but that does not take away from his looks. I think they can both beat Chow Yun. Man, this post was beautiful indeed!
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lindsay-lee, at 23/3/05 10:31 AM
Thankx!!
I needed some eye candy today!
~Blessings~
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silentbird, at 23/3/05 1:55 PM
This list is so hot. *drool* Even many of the white bois.
*zips*
Thank you.
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Me, at 23/3/05 2:18 PM
OMG!!! i watched crazy beautiful like 4 times in a row just so i can glance at that gorgeous gorgeous man ...jay hernandez!!whew!! he is so fine.i thought that i was the only one on him like that...i see great minds LUST alike!!LMAO!!
love jones is one of my fav movies so i will always have a special place in my heart for lorenz tate too!!
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Shan, at 24/3/05 1:57 PM
It's Liz, ol' white lady, from over in California at http://lizditz.typepad.com, I didnot know who Morris Chestnut was, so I Googled
http://images.google.com/images?q=%22morris+chestnut%22&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search
and my, why yes, quite attractive. Since I am so lame and just watch TV, I'm voting for Gary Dourdain in the Black category, Jackie Chan in the Asian category (although CYF is quite attractive too) and for white guys my age or older...hmn. Well then Sean Connery, Johnny Depp if I feel like cradle robbing, Liam Neeson or Ed Harris if I don't. Viggo Mortensen has his moments.
At any rate, greetings.
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Anonymous, at 28/3/05 5:06 PM
i am still trying to figure out why everyone is so "goo goo" over morris chestnut.
Good list tho...
and you need to check out Never Scared. That is the best chris rock stand up!
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plotty, at 30/3/05 11:27 AM
LOL @ bruh-free...I was ALL for Mr. Chestnut, but the taco meat that I discovered in "The Brothers" turned me off royally. I had to downgrade his status with a quickness. However, with his clothes on, he could get it from now until next week.
This Jay Hernandez person is lookin' mighty tasty...I might have to rent that movie.
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LB, at 31/3/05 2:40 AM
Alright now!! Lovin' the list! Will is so damn fine...he could get it any day! And that naked scene in I, Robot...lawd hab mercy! Somebody pass me da fan wit Rev Martin Lutha Kang on it!
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Liza Valentino, at 31/3/05 12:01 PM
I think you're right on track and not many people are willing to admit that they share your views. maggie grace gallery is an AWESOME place to discuss LOST.
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Anonymous, at 7/11/05 2:33 AM
Eric Bana is the hottest man in Hollywood. You could drown in those eyes. And the guns. Oh my god! He's gorgeous, a brilliant actor (check out Chopper), funny and has a sexy Aussie accent. What more could any woman want.
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Anonymous, at 12/12/05 5:08 AM
Like the list. Morris Chestnut did make me say, DAMN in Brothers. Denzel is still my classic beau. Larenz Tate is beautiful.
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Anonymous, at 15/1/06 8:13 PM
YES! YES! YES! GURL, Morris Chestnut is so fine.No, he is not fine...he is sexelicious.
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Sharatia Charles, at 16/11/06 3:59 PM
I think it's weird that you don't think Asian guys are hot at all. The Mulan prince isn't a prince, either. He's a captain in the army. I can't believe you think CYF is so hot. Ew.
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Anonymous, at 1/11/07 10:07 PM
Denzel could be 92. I'd still bear his children.
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Andrea, at 19/11/07 10:45 PM
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