Zumanity, damn, damn, damn!

Damn it! I mean really. I've been doing some exploring lately, spreading out and reading more people's blogs than I usually do. And it seems like I all I keep running into is sex, sex, sex. People talking about sex, making out, having sex, describing wild sex sessions, even NOT having sex. I can't handle it. Now, I'm a grown woman, and I haven't sworn a vow of chastity or anything, so under normal circumstances this would be all good. Really, I love sex a LOT! I have a strongly-held belief that every person has some type of pornagraphy that gets them all warm/wet inside. I'm admitting right here, right now, that mine is Literotica. A good story, that I can really visualize, and the party's started for me. And therein lies the problem. I'm not getting any, won't be getting any anytime soon, and reading all this ish is wearing me out. But I figure, if I can't get away from the smut, might as well add to it, right? Right!

So, as you might have caught on in C-Breezy's last post, our friends go on trips every year to a number of different places. Last Labor Day, we converged on Sin City 13 strong! With our own rented house, pool, jacuzzi, $300 worth of liquor, 100+ degree temps, and lots of black ass everywhere, the weekend quickly turned into one big hot sex fest.

We started the drinking early, so by the time we actually stepped out of the house to see the Las Vegas strip, most of us already felt nice. Feeling a little daring that night, I dropped my low waist jeans a little lower for an obliging fan. The second night, I took part in a private game of "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours". But the third night is when temperatures really started to rise....

At the suggestion of one the guys, we decide to see the new, hot Cirque Du Soleil show, Zumanity. So eight girls and one dude set out to see the circus. I wasn't prepared for the onslaught of amazing sexual acts that I was entertained by. I'm sure the other guys will forever regret their lack of attendance. This show is really beyond my mere mortal words, but here are my favorite acts:

Two girls in a fish bowl- I can't say that I've never been curious about girl-on-girl action, though I've never tried myself. This was a fluid, always moving, playful, and curious exploration between girls as they discovered each other in new and exciting ways. I finished this act all warmed up.

The wrestling men- Again, same-sex interaction, but this time it was a lot more physical, with the men both fighting their feelings, and yet using their battle to succumb to it at the same time. This scene ended with a kiss so passionate, I could feel the energy in my seat, well away from the stage.

Rub-a-dub-dub- Two people in a U shaped tub. There was definitely a lot of slippin and sliding goin on! Watching them take a ride on top of that fantastic tub left me wet too, and in need of a nice cold shower.

Tie me up- Or better yet, just chain me up, and let me torture myself for pleasure. This was definitely one for the ears, and the whole theater was completely silent as this woman twisted, pulled and gasped her way up to a soaring climax, literally! I'm pretty sure everyone forgot to breathe for a few minutes while listening to her moans.


Needless to say, after that performance, I became Ms. Unsexstoppable! I let my groping friend cop whatever feel he wanted, and I flirted with every sexy black man I could find! I even, and this must be some type of miracle, pulled a black man away from a white woman (please hold all applause til the end!) So I know my game was on. Leaving him at the door of the club, I moved onto the sexy cutie Carlos. We grinded (is that a word?) on the dance floor for about an hour, until he begged me to leave with him, and you know I wanted to, right? But the night was young, and I couldn't leave my girls, so we exchanged numbers and I moved my flirt train right on. At the end of the night, just as we were about to leave, I found my first cutie of the night, who it seemed I stilled owed a dance... HE opted for a secluded chat in the corner as payback, which ended up with me straddling him while he kissed me into sweet submission, which is exactly how my friends found me. DAMN, that boy could kiss. So I decided to break the rules and let Sin City have its way. I said goodbye to my girls, prayed the guys wouldn't notice my absence, and had my own episode of "Taxicab Confessions" on the ride to his house.... I wish that I could say that what happened next was magical, but that would be a lie! My hot night went cold cause the Ni**a was the worst f@%k I ever had! Besides not being prepared (I never play in the rain without a jacket), his ass couldn't even seem to find where everything should go. I even fell asleep before the action even started! I left sad, disappointed, and basically still horny as hell!

But you know I couldn't end it like that right? After facing the Grand Inquisition back at the house the next morning (it seems my absence was noticed, after all!), I decided to call up sexy Carlos... And of course, he was willing to take my call. We met up later that night, and after a little small talk, we got straight down to business. I'm happy to say that he definitely took care of my, um, problem. Thank Carlos!

Upon returning the next morning, I was officially awarded the "Playa" Title for the trip. Probably the tramp title too... but I digress. It seems I was not the only one affected by the Zumanity bug, though! After a few drinks (actually there wasn't a time we weren't drinking, come to think of it), our leisurely Sunday by the pool quickly turned into what will forever be known as the "Zumanity photo shoot". There was a whole lot going on in the water that day, and I have the pictures to prove it! Quite a few people could have very promising careers in the, uh, film industry, I assure you.

Quote of the Day/Trip- "I didn't even see Zumanity, and it
changed my life."

There were lots of other side items during our trip, but to protect the innocent, and myself, I'm leaving those out. What happens in Vegas... well, you know! Just take heed! Once you go Zumanity, you can't go back!